MC Rove Has Left The Building

If you stay up on politics and your worldly issues, you would know that today President Bush's chief political strategist, and right hand man of 30 plus years, Karl Rove has resigned from his post and will leave office at the end of this month. Many call Rove "the Geppetto" to Bush's "Pinocchio," always in the mix when the president has to make an important decision. Bush nicknamed him "The Architect." While many may argue that Rove does not have any say in foreign policy (which I highly believe otherwise), he is the most important individual in the White House when it comes to domestic policy. Some of his "babies" would include the workers program for illegal immigrant and the huge tax cut that only a small percentage of the United States population is enjoying.

Rove is known to be the go to man in running a campaign for the republican party. He also known to be "The Republican Democrats Loved To Hate." If you have even wondered where The Bush Adminstration's "take no prisoners" attitude came from, look no farther than Karl Rove. It has been this attitude that has caused a even wider division to be felt within the county. Potential Democratic presidental candidate Sen. Barack Obama commented to the Associated Press on Rove's resignation by stating:

"Karl Rove was an architect of a political strategy that has left the country more divided, the special interests more powerful, and the American people more shut out from their government than any time in memory."

Of course, since Rove is an intricate of the Bush regime, he has caught more than his share of controversy. Most notable would be his involvement in the criminal investigation of the leaking of the identity of former CIA agent Valerie Plame. Rove testified 5 times before a federal grand jury, and all 5 times, it seems he had a different story than the last time. While his testimonies has raised questions, he was never charged with any kind of crime.

There was one other thing that Rove was known for... being a complete smart ass. It seems this dude was more of a "attention whore" than Al Sharpton and 50 Cent combined


Got anything to say now Al? (Special thanks to Illseed at Allhiphop.com for the picture. I read the rumors everyday dawg. Keep em coming).

It seems whenever there was a camera present, Rove provided entertainment as bad as a washed up Las Vegas one man show. The act that sticks out of my mind was of course when Rove tried to become an MC. Yes, you read right, Karl Rove tried to rap. This was at the Radio Television Correspondents Assistants Dinner back in March. This is what these clowns REALLY think of Hip-Hop. It is jackasses (or Peckerwoods as my grandmother would say) like these make me want to rap even more to piss them off.



Wait, did he actually say he likes to "rip the head of small animals??!?!" And what is up with the "Uncle Tom," Issac Hayes looking negro in the back as the background dancer?

And just for the hell of it, I going to throw this up here too...


Ladies and Gentleman, our leaders of the free world... scary ain't it?

Of course since I am a DJ, I always have to send out special deciations. And so, to Karl Rove, A.K.A "MC Rove," congratuations on your "retirement" and this song goes out to you and the rest of The Bush Administration...



And on that note... I'm out.