Dow Jones: Coming To A Car Wash Bootleger's Table Near You!

"Dow Jones" starring Common from Common

Man... "on the real homie, press play" (c) Snoop. This shit is loaded with one-liners that I may be quoting for a minute. "Your stock is about to plummet"... "The Dow is down?" LMFAO!!!!

(Props To Funny Or Die)

And on that note... I'm out.